1...No one orders a Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri when your slow.
2...The person who wins the fight over the check is the worst tipper.
3...Last call is always given twice.
4...No one has ever been drunk before.
5...All guests at the bar can get you a better job.
6...No one's at a bar when their spouse calls.
7...All Guests at the bar knows the owner better than you.
8...Anyone who wants to buy you a drink never offers you the money.
9... Everyone leaves their proof of age at home.
10...The owner always has relatives that can bartend.
A thoroughly-married man managed to elude his wife and slip off to a neighborhood emporium, where he promptly asked for a pitcher of martinis. "You mean a glass ,don't you??" the bartender asked! The guest looked enraged: "Now you're beginning to sound like my wife!!"
"Wine is bottled poetry." Robert Louis Stevenson
"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." George Bernard Shaw
'We don't stop laughing because we grow old: we grow old because we stop laughing." Anonymous
Just something fun,enjoy...Dr Lee