A panda walks into a bar, sits down, eats some peanuts, pulls out a gun, shoots the bartender then walks out! The other bartender calls police. The policeman walks in and the confused bartender says "Hey, that panda came in here, ate some peanuts and then shot my associate! You have to do something!"
Policeman says, "Sorry pal, we can't help you on this one."
Bartender gets angry and demands they take action.
Policeman says "Look buddy, go in your office, look up 'pandas' and you'll understand."
Extremely angry, the bartender runs into his office, grabs a dictionary and finds the following:
"Panda: Eats shoots and leaves"
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