Bartender Humor:

 An Irish Wedding reception;


 At the wedding reception someone yelled... "Would all married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death.



and...

 Mike strikes up a conversation with the bartender. " I've quit my job and taken up writing as a career."
 "Sold anything yet?" asks the bartender. "Oh yeah lots of stuff," says Mike.
 "Like what?' "My watch, my TV set, my CD player, my stereo..."


still...

Champagne:

 Bottle of wine that gets excited like selter and costs like diamonds.


and finally...

A New York theatrical agent is surprised when a bartender in his favorite bar leans across the bar, shakes his hand, and says, "Remember me? I'll bet you're surprised to see me tending bar." "Not really Johnathan," says the agent, "I remember your acting."

 I hope this bar humor will put a smile on your busy day...Dr Lee